This Dirty, Rotten Chinese ATM Stole My American Job!

As many of my readers should know, a long while back I came within a plane ticket of getting a cushy job in Manhattan, but that job disappeared. Vanished into thin air. Now I know why. First, there is this:

President Obama explained to NBC News that the reason companies aren’t hiring is not because of his policies, it’s because the economy is so automated. … “There are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don’t go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you’re using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate.” (Link)

Then there is this little jewel:

During the June 6 edition of Fox News’ Fox & Friends, Donald Trump said: “We’re destroying our country. We’re destroying our economy. We’re outsourcing our jobs. We’re not making products any longer. If you look at products, they’re being made in China and many other countries. And it’s really very sad what’s gone on.” (Link)

Dear readers, let’s put on our tinfoil hats and think this through. ATMs … China … jobs … ATMs .. China … jobs. Figured it out yet?

I have, and it’s not pretty. This dirty, rotten Chinese ATM stole my American job!

And I’m as mad as hell about it.

Yes, I know it is a Diebold ATM, and I am as made as hell about that as well. Why are we allowing Diebold to sell ATMs to China, when all China does is rob America of its jobs? Diebold must be part of the China-ATM conspiracy as well.

I am comforted, however, with the thought that given time Obama and Trump will get to the bottom this China-ATM conspiracy and make America great once again.

Related articles

• Obamanomics: Damn those ATMs and airport kiosks! (michellemalkin.com)
• Obama Has a New Fall Guy For Jobless Economy: Damn Dirty Robots (minx.cc)
• Obama Blames ATMs for High Unemployment – Fox Nation (via PUMABydesign001′s Blog) (wdednh.wordpress.com)

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