As seen on beardvertising.com:
And here is their blurb:
DO YOU HAVE AN EPIC BEARD?
Do people stare at its awesomeness? Of course they do. Do you wanna get paid for having an epic beard? Of course you do. Join the world’s first Beardvertising network. Get paid.
It’s simple – turn your beard into a business. Just like “Duck Dynasty”. Hang a BeardBoard (Patent Pending) in your beard. Sit back and get paid up to $5* per day.
As someone who is not follicly challenged (at least when it comes to the face), I have to tell you that I’m stoked. $5 a day! I’m in the money now!