There are no subtitles of translations for these, but nearly all of them are self-explanatory.
Actually, since I grew up on these kinds of TV commercials, I don’t find them weird–just hysterically funny.
Oh, and Tommy Lee Jones does a much better job at using Japanese than the typical gaijin celebrity.
NOTE: I realize that the still photo used at the beginning of the video appears kind of iffy, but it is from a 15-second commercial, and it is the most risque shot in the entire video by far. None of the other commercials featured are like this–they are just bat guano crazy in a Japanese sort of way.