According to the Onion, Barack Obama introduced the new program with the following comments:
I have heard the complaints about the existing website, and I can assure you that with this revised system, finding the right health care option for you and your family is as easy as loading 35 floppy disks sequentially into your disk drive and following the onscreen prompts. Just fire up MS-DOS, enter ‘A:\>dir *.exe’ into the command line, and then follow the instructions to install the Obamacare batch files—it should only take four or five hours at the most. You can press F1 for help if you run into any problems. And be sure your monitor’s screen resolution is at 320 x 200 or it might not display properly.
And yes, we know that the Onion is a humor site. The bigger question, however, is if our famously out-of-touch and uncurious president realizes that computers do not use floppy disks any longer.