Hillary Clinton: Dark Nights For A Twisted Soul

Scene: Hillary Clinton, alone in her bedroom trying to sleep. She is startled when a sinister voice calls out to her from the closet.

Pantsuit: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the presidency. They stole it from us. Sneaky little community organizers. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Hillary: No. Not Barry!

Pantsuit: Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.

Hillary: Barry is our friend!

Pantsuit: You don’t have any friends; nobody likes you!

Hillary: Bill likes me … no wait …

Pantsuit: You’re a liar and a thief.

Hillary: No!

Pantsuit: Murderer.

Hillary: No! I didn’t kill those men in Benghazi! They didn’t need extra security! It wasn’t a terrorist attack! It was the video! It was the video all along! … I hate you, I hate you.

Pantsuit: Where would you be without me? I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!

Hillary: Not anymore.

Pantsuit: What did you say?

Hillary: Barry looks after us now. We don’t need you anymore.

Pantsuit: What?

Hillary: Leave now, and never come back!

Pantsuit: No!

Hillary: Leave now, and never come back! … We told it to go away… and away it goes, precious! … Gone, gone, gone! Hillary is free!

Of course, we all know the end of the story. Once enchanted by the pantsuit of power, one can never really be free of it.

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One Response to Hillary Clinton: Dark Nights For A Twisted Soul

  1. Pingback: Is Hillary Clinton’s Messaging Strategy Straight from the 1988 Dukakis Campaign Playbook? | pundit from another planet

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