(H/t David Thompson)
Spoken like a true Stalinist. As “Nazi” stands for “National Socialist Party”, the chairman applauds your efforts to smear communism’s left-wing foes by fraudulently linking them with the dark evils of capitalism. Your use of that vile capitalist propaganda machine called Twitter in order to promulgate the scientific truth of the communist dialectic must also be applauded. We do have issues with you, however. First, the smile in your profile picture. There is nothing funny about Marxist thought. This smile must be discarded. Second, is that western hair product you are using? It is certainly not on our approved list. When you come back to the motherland, we must have a chat about such things. But for now, goodbye, and keeping fighting the good fight comrade!